Five New Fishing Quotations: 29 June 2011

Up now five new fishing quotes – total now 1080.

“Yes, I actually have a portable fly-tying kit in my vest. I spent hours putting it all together, with a special emphasis on midge materials as well as enough fur and feathers to whip out a half dozen of virtually every conceivable dry pattern nature can throw at me. I have used it once, in 1993.”
– Jack Ohman  (num 1076)
(Bit like half the stuff in my vest, I reckon – Bish)

“When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers.”
– Imelda Marcos (num 1077)

“What’s the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.”
– Dave Atell   (num 1078)

“I’m going to gut you like a fish.”
– Mike Tyson   (num 1079)

“You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don’t want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.”
– Mitch Hedberg   (num 1080)

Posted by Tony Bishop