Six More Fishing Quotes and Sayings – Feb 17, 2009


I have come across a number of quotes about rivers, and let’s face it what would freshwater fishermen do without them. The new fishing quotes and sayings are numbers 751 – 756.

As a sample (num 756):

“In a mucked up lovely river, I cast my little fly – Oh to clean our dirty planet, now there is a noble wish, and I am putting my shoulder to the wheel because I wanna catch some fish!”

Six More Fishing Quotes and Sayings – Feb 15, 2009

Six more quotes are up now on the Quotes page – that brings up a significant milestone, 750 quotes and sayings.

The new quotes are numbers 745 – 750.

My pick:

“There is nothing more certain than that trout will continue to be credited with keen, conscious wisdom, accumulating with experience in old fish. It is necessary for the angler’s story that it should be so, and that truth-loving person will not tamely be deprived of the groundwork of those moving dramas in which, with marvellous success, he matches his intelligence against the more human sagacity of ancient fish.” Number 750

Muddy Waters Yield Trout Bonus

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I have just returned from a week long fishing trip in the central North Island of New Zealand. The fishing was not easy, the river I was concentrated on, the Tauranga-Taupo, was very low and clear. The weather was sunny and mid-Summer hot.

Despite that I managed to keep myself busy catching fish in and around the old and current size limit, 45 & 40cm (18” & 16”).

But last Thursday night, preceded by a torrential rain warning from the met office, the rain duly came down, every bit as heavy as forecast. It rained all night stopping at dawn. The river rose by 4 to 5 feet, and spread itself out as it saw fit.

But by late morning the river dropped 3 feet as fast as it rose, and even though the water was still muddy I decided to try a technique I had used years ago in the same type of situation. I wandered down the bank swinging a Black Woolly Bugger into any little backwater, or under banks, big enough to shelter a fish from the torrent. And I hooked an awful lot of fish. I lost most, if the trout got out into the flood it was all over. Thing was, many of the fish landed were considerably bigger than those I had caught or seen in the preceding days.

Towards the end of the day I ended up at the Cliff Pool armed at last with a camera. Here the river pours straight down, hits the cliff and does a right turn. It is a big pool, in the flood, very big. The force of the flood hitting the cliff produced a big eddy.

I was not expecting much, but dropped a couple of little Caddis nymphs into the eddy, which when they reached the bottom were snaffled. That fish made it into the main current and left me behind.

It seemed that every time I dropped the flies into the correct drift a trout grabbed it. Some I landed – some taught me me who was boss. There must have been many fish stacked up in  that backwater. Finally it had to end, darkness and mosquitoes sent me back to my cabin.

The photos show two fish, one around 58cm(23”) & 52cm(21”).

I have just one question to ask myself about this episode – where in hell do all these bigger fish hide when the river is low and clear?

For a new article on fishing after the flood go here.

Five new fishy quotes and sayings – Feb 7, 2009

I have just uploaded 5 new quotes. (Numbers 740 –744)

My favourite:

Why do  sharks like kayakers? Because they’re crispy on the outside and soft  and chewy on the inside.” – Hoo Nose

Do you think they would want fires fries with that? (Don’t blog at 1am 🙂

I have whole heap of new quotes waiting for me to find my round-to-it – they will trickle in over the next few days.

Eel or Trout?

First the good news, the 14th Issue of This is Fly on-line fly fishing magazine for the trendy, gung-ho fly fisher is out.

Not so good news from the magazine:

I have a real thing about some ‘poses’ taken when photographing fish. In this issue of This is Fly are two photographs that exemplify the “I will do anything to make this ugly fish look longer” attitude.

It it is based on the seemingly fashionable trick of the happy angler holding the head of the fish as close to the camera as possible and the  tail close to his body. The technique can work if the fish is in good condition, fit and fat. But if the fish is skinny and out of condition, oh dear, how sad.

So have a look at the photo of the trout, and I use the word ‘trout’ loosely, on page 51, is it a trout or an eel? No amount of camera tricks can disguise the fact that is a truly undernourished fish. Yes, I know it fits with the US obsession with measuring the length of the fish to the exclusion of all other factors that go to make up whether a trout is a good all round fish. Just make the fish look long in the photo. But the fish in this picture was so out of condition and hungry it would have chewed on a brick if you threw it in the water, and probably fought like a wet sock.

The felony is compounded on pages 43 and 107. Two more fugly fish, which no amount of camera chicanery using the ‘pose’ could make look good.

So guys, if the fish is shaped like an eel, under nourished and slab sided, do the decent thing; quietly un-hook it in the water and let it swim away to do some much needed feeding.  We promise not to watch.

8 More Fishy Quotes and Sayings – Dec 13, 2008

There is just no stopping me when I get on a roll. Just uploaded 8 more quotes, numbers 721 – 728.

My pick (723):


“An errant May-fly swerved unsteadily athwart the current in the intoxicated fashion affected by young bloods of May-flies seeing life. A swirl of water and a ‘cloop!’ and the May-fly was visible no more.”
    – Kenneth Grahame – ‘The Wind in the Willows’

Find the quotes here

9 More Quotes and Sayings on Things Fishy – Dec 11, 2008

I have just uploaded nine more fishy quotations – numbers 712 to 720

My pick of the bunch comes via a book I raved about a couple of days ago “The last Best Place”.

“The value of the last best place is not the promise of big catches, nor big fish, but it’s rarity. In order to preserve a few last best places, they need to be far removed from mechanised access.”

– John Hayes – Fish and Game New Zealand

Find all the quotes here